When your parents actually believe that you're the...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: neverbeanything-: Submitted by trulylovely
Dad, dad, dad, daaaad. Stop trippin’. Shut the fuck up.
Now I say goodbye.
I’m going off to destroy some shit.
put a * in my ask if you'd date me.
lou-lou71192: standupfuckingtallx: betterlivingindustries2019: stephaniearlene: COME ON. WE ALL YOU WANT TO DATE BL/IND I’ll set myself up for this for no good reason ;_; not gonna get any :P lalalaaaa
fredandgeorgeweasley: I hate my face. But I like my eyes.
So, you’re the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told the bitch, that I was a bitch. If I’m a bitch, then you’re a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. Who’s the bitch now? Bitch.